Brevity is the Soul of Wit

A nun offers a priest a blowjob for the going rate.

A man makes a profit via bartop urination arbitrage.

A marooned man prefers bestiality to sex with a woman.

A gorilla suit leads to inadvertent adultery.

Lawyers should all be killed.

Butter spoor indicates elephants.

A pirate is maddened by a crotch-mounted steering wheel.

A blonde woman makes a profit via trivia abritrage.

A marooned man prefers golf to sex with a woman.

A hungry duck ignores an empty threat.

My noseless dog smells terrible.