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[Two pseudo-dragons.]

Shirzah'neh: Greetings. My name is Shirzah'neh.

Dave the Pseudo-Dragon: And I'm Dave! We're pseudo-dragons!

Shirzah'neh: No, we're not.

Dave the Pseudo-Dragon: Whahuh?

Shirzah'neh: We demand a better name. How would you humans like it if we called you "imitation apes"?

Dave the Pseudo-Dragon: Or "micro-titans"?

Shirzah'neh: "Emaciated ogres"?

Dave the Pseudo-Dragon: "Double halflings"?

Shirzah'neh: "Pre-zombies"?

Dave the Pseudo-Dragon: "Centaur/minotaur hybrids"?

Shirzah'neh: "Single-origin flesh golems"?

Dave the Pseudo-Dragon: "Stuck werewolves"?

Shirzah'neh: "Chubby liches"?

Dave the Pseudo-Dragon: "Large sprites"?

Shirzah'neh: "Cleveland brownies"?

"Elves you don't want to slap quite so much"?

Dave the Pseudo-Dragon: "I Can't Believe It's Not Bugbear"?

Shirzah'neh: Hee hee. Good one.

Dave the Pseudo-Dragon: Thanks.

Shirzah'neh: What were we talking about?

Dave the Pseudo-Dragon: I dunno. Let's go sting something.

Shirzah'neh: Awesome