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[Two single-panel comics, each titled "BLINK MARMADUKE"]

[First panel: Blink Marmaduke (basically Marmaduke with stripes on his forehead and a short tail with a poof on the end) appears to be on two pieces of furniture at once. Daughter and father look on in poorly-rendered shock.]

Daughter (or Possibly Father): He wants to sleep on the easy chair AND the sofa.

[Second panel: Blink Marmaduke is wearing a horned helm and carrying a sword of some variety in his mouth. The daughter is talking to some kid, maybe a son? Does the Marmaduke family have a son?]

Daughter: The new neighbors have a pet displacer beast.